Mr. Maple. September 23, 2009
Posted by littlebangtheory in Art and Nature, Love and Death.trackback
Striding through the woods, up the steep hillside, stepping carefully over a single white wood aster as though it were a treasure:
Such grace for one so large!
Little Bang Theory 
cool
Mr. my ass. Maple trees are female. I said so and according to the latest research courtesy of Bill Wolfrum, I am always right.
😉
That’s quite the impressive crotch bulge for a female.
I mean, it’s not that you’re proved incorrect, but rather that the visual record suggests that something is stirring south of the equator.
I’m still leaning toward the “Mr.” end of the spectrum.