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Mr. Maple. September 23, 2009

Posted by littlebangtheory in Art and Nature, Love and Death.

Striding through the woods, up the steep hillside, stepping carefully over a single white wood aster as though it were a treasure:

Mr. Maple

Such grace for one so large!


1. sherry - September 24, 2009


2. Christina - September 25, 2009

Mr. my ass. Maple trees are female. I said so and according to the latest research courtesy of Bill Wolfrum, I am always right.


3. littlebangtheory - September 25, 2009

That’s quite the impressive crotch bulge for a female.

I mean, it’s not that you’re proved incorrect, but rather that the visual record suggests that something is stirring south of the equator.

I’m still leaning toward the “Mr.” end of the spectrum.

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