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Useful Tools November 6, 2007

Posted by littlebangtheory in Love and Death.
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Just before Halloween, I got an email from People For the American Way. You might all know them, but in case you don’t, they’re a liberal advocasy group and they do some great work.

Anyway, they sent me this link to some Scary Right-Wing Costume Kits at a great site where one can download PDF masks, get scary talking points, etc. (“My only regret with Timothy McVeigh is he did not go to the New York Times building.” – Ann Coulter. You get the drift.)

So I printed out a few masks, then got all jiggy wit’ Idaho, and forgot about them.

Now here I am, Mr. Recycle, Mr. Don’t-Waste-Nothin’, and I’m thinking, there must still be some use for these guys

Oh, sorry Ann, no disrespect intended

…How ’bout…

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BIRTH CONTROL!!!

Seriously, no weight gain, maybe a little nausea, but hey, it’s better than makin’ tadpoles!!

And Rush, my friend, lookin’ BIG ! What ever am I going to do with you?

Hmmmmmmm, lemme see…

How ’bout…

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APPETITE SUPPRESSANT!!!!!

Either that, or you’re comming with me downtown, maybe I can get a bulk discount at the pharmacy! πŸ˜‰

…And now, there’s just this James Dobson mask to deal with. James, my boy, I downloaded you, printed you out, trimmed you up, and you’re still useless as tits on a bull.

But God don’t make no junk, so…

I’VE GOT IT!!

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James, Good Buddy, you stay right here by the door, in case any of them pesky Jehovah’s Witnesses come ’round. We’ll send ’em packin’ faster than a Black Cat in a Pentagram!

Now then, don’t we all feel better? Nothing goes to waste in this house, at least not while I got my Buds hangin’ with me.

…But hey, do ya think anybody would mind if I, uh… slept on the couch?

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Comments»

1. fairlane - November 6, 2007

Do you think the Dobson mask will fit over the light switch? You could flip the lights on, and off through his eyes.

I’m sure that’s metaphorical in some way.

2. littlebangtheory - November 6, 2007

Dude, I have a light-switch cover with Pope John Paul on it – you know the one?
πŸ˜‰

3. Phydeaux - November 6, 2007

I’m skeert to go to my own bed now….

Thanks a bunch!

(nice satin pillowcase, btw)

4. sherry - November 6, 2007

yeah, i noticed the satin too! ; )

5. DCup - November 6, 2007

I’m so glad I was alone as I read this. I laughed my ass off and no one needs to see that.


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