Dispelling Rumors September 26, 2007
Posted by littlebangtheory in Dinner with TCR.trackback
It came to my attention this evening that Somebody, who shall remain nameless (but whose initials are “DCup“) has been spreading unsubstantiated rumors about me, rumors which strain the Fabric of Credulity, rumors which threaten to ruin the very pleats of my trousers.
I, Dear Readers, have a reputation to uphold, and so must set the record straight:
Tonight’s Dinner was Today’s Lunch. Left-over Chinese from a greasy dive on the New Hampshire border, reheated in the Original Styrofoam Container, and served with a nice warm beer.
Mmmmmmmm, beer!
I’d have taken a picture for ya, but my camera’s in the car and I’m naked except for my socks, so I ain’t goin’ out that front door (sorry, Greg!)
And ’cause I’m a Classy-Ass Dude, I’m gargling with some nice cheap screw-top Port, accompanied by a vintage cheddar, really dry, really dry, on accounta I have no idea how long ago I forgot to wrap this sucker back up.
So Ladies, if you’re lookin’ for a good time and you like Really Old Cheese, drop me a line. I’m sure we can do business.
Little Bang Theory 
You know I’d like to just run with all the double entendre here, but I shall restrain myself just this once and say hubba, hubba, to your old cheese.
(Thanks for the link,CR!)
oh geeeezzzz, “cheese” i’m almost falling off the chair trying not to laugh too loudly!
See, if you were a fugly, gray-bearded misanthrope like me you wouldn’t have to worry about having your reputation impugned.
‘Cause you wouldn’t have one.
But, no, you have to have all them muscles and brains and open-minded thinking and stuff!
(*best Nelson voice*): Ha! Ha!
Cuz, if I were gay you’d definitely be my type. You know, Grizzly Adams with ballast! And a ’73 Winnebago.
Now that’s hottt!!!!
Reputation? he sold that for the warm beer and old cheeze!
Tschuss!
CR, all I can say is “No he didn’t” about your comment to Phy. That was simply one of the funniest things I have read in a while. I mean I love Phy’s writing but if I were gay, I am not sure that I can agree with your attraction to him.
BR, it’s kind of an incestuous thing, him being my Siamese Cousin and all. You know, separated at birth. By a few years and a thousand or so miles. But our souls weren’t successfully separated, so we still have this thing going.
Geez, I hope I’m not embarrassing the Big Guy… he may not be as “out” about our lurve as I am. But after losing my buddy Jim a short while back and not remembering if I had actually told him that I loved him and cherished his friendship, I’m just not about sitting on my emotions. I’m on a mission to say what I think and feel, ’cause I may not get another chance. And Phydeaux is a very cool guy, and a great writer, and I value that.
Jesus, what a rambling fool.
I’m still trying to get past the “Grizzly Adams with a Winnebago” image, seeing Ben (the bear) laying on my bedshelf… with the kitties curled up next to him.
No embarrassment a ‘tall, though – I’m an enlightened misanthrope!
I also spent several years in the theatre, so CR’s infatuation (while appreciated) causes barely a ripple. I’ve been propositioned by men much less hunky than he. And boxer, once you try gray, you can’t stay away!
Ballast is also a good thing. I make a great belayer and anchor man in tug o’ war competition. Nor do I blow away in a storm!
And I am not a rambling fool, I’m a Dancing Fool!
🙂
this has been one of the best” conversations” i’ve read in ages. thank you all. ; )
Ok Phy and CR you have convinced me. If I was gay I would take a dip in the pool de Phydeaux. It would be an adventure and I love adventure, plus I have always thought garden gnomes were extremely sexy. Wait, did I just say that out loud?
😆
Yes my friend, out loud and in print.
Welcome to my world.
Well, I hate to interrupt this little love fest, but Boxer and Phy are in upcoming hottie posts. They are my cup ‘o tea, too.
But I’ll just get in line over here until y’all can finally quit each other.