The Answer To That Age-Old Question Is… July 1, 2012
Posted by littlebangtheory in Art and Nature.Tags: does a bear shit in the woods?, scat
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“…not necessarily.”
Sometimes a bear prefers our lawn:
Posted, I hope, well past the dinner hour, at least here in the East.

SCAT, bear!!
Wait. Reverse that.
BEAR scat!!
You mean “past the dinner hour,” in the sense that you might end up being the dinner. It would be cool to see this and know bears are not so far away, though not in the city at any time. Nothing against bears; but possum and raccoon are way, way exotic enough for my block
Cuz, if I could call them in. I would! I can’t get enough of ‘em!
emd, no, I mean past the hour when poop pictures will discomfit my readers. The local bear aren’t exactly harmless, but people aren’t their preferred prey, so I’ll never be their dinner.