Little Bang Theory

If ye not be a visitor over at Cap’n Dykes place, ya Scurvy Dog, ye ought ta be keel-hauled and left on a Dirt Island to Dry in th’ Sun!

…Or maybe jest go there an’ we’ll let ye be!

Me Cap’n, I been flounderin’ fer some time in th’ flats o’ land, and ain’t been as regular as a Bursar ought t’ be, but I still be keepin’ me One Good Eye on yer loot (and Lasses, ye may have noticed!)

Sail On, me Cap’n, Sail On!